IANYAN Magazine

You know you’ve made it in the world when you turn on an episode of “Gene Simmons: Family Jewels,” the umpteenth reality show featuring the KISS member and his family and see Mr. Simmons himself filming a commercial in Armenian. About Herpes. Genital Herpes.

I don’t particularly have to preface this clip too much, but would like to add that I need to get this commercial in my hands. Check it out below to see Mr. Simmons letting you know that having Herpes, isn’t that big of a problem, in Armenian.