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I was at the grocery store when a little old Armenian lady with one eye waggled a cucumber at me and made a smoochie face. #scarredforlife

This is a good one. Old Armenian ladies are scary on their own, what with their quick dolma wrapping fingers and sharp tongues - but cucumber and only one eye? [...]

Before I get into this, just a friendly reminder that I am not making this stuff up. People write this. Seriously.

I get pissed off when Indian and Armenian women have mustaches that would make Chuck Norris jealous.

I can’t help but laugh. So many things that I “Overhear” or more accurately, “Oversee” are about hair [...]

The local Armenian moms of the neighborhood are all congratulating a member on her Range Rover purchase…lmao, because the Mercedes didn’t cut it.

One of these days, when I have some free time on my hands, I plan to conduct some kind of semi-scientific study on why Armenians are so attracted to ridiculously expensive (and ugly, [...]

Love and marriage, or you know, just marriage, chest hair and gold chains - it isn’t being Armenian. Just check out a few of the thoughts overheard on the net below:

I’m so tired of my family and friends asking me when I am going to have a kid. Being Armenian is not easy

Mom’s neighbor just [...]

Why do all Armenian chicks try to dress like Kim Kardashian even when they weigh 300 lbs?

Armenian princesses get on my nerves. Shut up before I knock you out with your own UGGs and steal your daddy’s Benz.

I wish the question and comment above had a simple retort, but it doesn’t. Why do (many) Armenian [...]

 
Let’s get right into these, shall we?

Why do armenian men never shave their fucking chests, but always manage to miss the top 5 buttons on their shirts? leaving a chest hair pie

Many, if not most Armenian men are hairy. Accept it. Learn it. Love it. Embrace it. There’s nothing wrong with being hairy if you’re [...]

 
Here we are once again, trying the scour the internet for commentary about Armenian affairs. Due to the welcome announcement earlier this week that Armenia and Turkey are set to establish diplomatic ties, the chatter around trivial matters concerning Armenians died down considerably - this could either be interpreted as a good thing or a [...]

In this edition of “Overheard on the Net,” the comments have come out of a mixed bag - there are some that will make you cringe, laugh and feel all warm and tingly inside. Let’s get to them, shall we?

I know he’s speaking Spanish, but you would think he is Armenian with the amount of [...]