Posts Tagged ‘overheard on the net’

Overheard on the Net: Juicy Booty, Coffee and Carelessness

I have now discovered why Lynda has a young attractive boyfriend (Ebong, love that name). Have you seen that ass? Based on her last name, I think Lynda is Armenian. Between her and the Kardashians, I think Armenia’s main export is juicy booty. I know I just wrote an entire opinion piece on gender inequality, [...]

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Overheard on the Net: Hookah, Shaved Heads and the Mafia

Overheard on the Net: Hookah, Shaved Heads and the Mafia

I was at the grocery store when a little old Armenian lady with one eye waggled a cucumber at me and made a smoochie face. #scarredforlife This is a good one. Old Armenian ladies are scary on their own, what with their quick dolma wrapping fingers and sharp tongues – but cucumber and only one [...]

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Overheard on the Net: Mustaches, Glendale and Inclusivity

Overheard on the Net: Mustaches, Glendale and Inclusivity

Before I get into this, just a friendly reminder that I am not making this stuff up. People write this. Seriously. I get pissed off when Indian and Armenian women have mustaches that would make Chuck Norris jealous. I can’t help but laugh. So many things that I “Overhear” or more accurately, “Oversee” are about [...]

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Overheard on the Net: Flashy Cars, Music and Homosexuality

Overheard on the Net: Flashy Cars, Music and Homosexuality

The local Armenian moms of the neighborhood are all congratulating a member on her Range Rover purchase…lmao, because the Mercedes didn’t cut it. One of these days, when I have some free time on my hands, I plan to conduct some kind of semi-scientific study on why Armenians are so attracted to ridiculously expensive (and [...]

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Overheard on the Net: It Isn’t Easy Being Armenian

Overheard on the Net: It Isn’t Easy Being Armenian

Love and marriage, or you know, just marriage, chest hair and gold chains – it isn’t being Armenian. Just check out a few of the thoughts overheard on the net below: I’m so tired of my family and friends asking me when I am going to have a kid. Being Armenian is not easy Mom’s [...]

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Overheard on the Net: Princesses, Cab Drivers and Halloween

Overheard on the Net: Princesses, Cab Drivers and Halloween

Why do all Armenian chicks try to dress like Kim Kardashian even when they weigh 300 lbs? Armenian princesses get on my nerves. Shut up before I knock you out with your own UGGs and steal your daddy’s Benz. I wish the question and comment above had a simple retort, but it doesn’t. Why do [...]

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Overheard on the Net: Hairy Chests, The Armenian Problem, Virgins

Overheard on the Net: Hairy Chests, The Armenian Problem, Virgins

  Let’s get right into these, shall we? Why do armenian men never shave their fucking chests, but always manage to miss the top 5 buttons on their shirts? leaving a chest hair pie Many, if not most Armenian men are hairy. Accept it. Learn it. Love it. Embrace it. There’s nothing wrong with being [...]

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Overheard on the Net: Yelling, Hospitality, Seat Belts

Overheard on the Net: Yelling, Hospitality, Seat Belts

  Here we are once again, trying the scour the internet for commentary about Armenian affairs. Due to the welcome announcement earlier this week that Armenia and Turkey are set to establish diplomatic ties, the chatter around trivial matters concerning Armenians died down considerably – this could either be interpreted as a good thing or [...]

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Overheard on the Net: Bro, Armani, Incurable Diseases & Peace

Overheard on the Net: Bro, Armani, Incurable Diseases & Peace

In this edition of “Overheard on the Net,” the comments have come out of a mixed bag – there are some that will make you cringe, laugh and feel all warm and tingly inside. Let’s get to them, shall we? I know he’s speaking Spanish, but you would think he is Armenian with the amount [...]

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